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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:28

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Still no good.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading